Bad Boy

Rommel Grajeda

Lena's cousin Rommel "Buddha" Grajeda is practically a living legend in the streets of Cubao. If you want someone who can traverse treacherous cliff hugging mountain roads and go where other drivers fear to tread, Buddha is your guy. He's like a cross between Takumi Fugiwara from Initial D and Speed Racer. He'd be the perfect Transporter.

Yes I will kung fu pose with your kids for 150 pesos per photo

Transmogrifier

All she needs is a stuffed Tiger.

Seeing my niece Nina playing in the discarded balikbayan box reminded me of Calvin and Hobbes and his Transmogrifier. The Transmogrifier could do anything from morph people into different shapes to travel through time.